Friday, 19 June 2015

Posted by Chrissy The Blesser On Friday, 19 June 2015



   As you sail through the skyways you encounter all kinds of really colorful characters asking for the most unusual favors.  Being a pirate, snarkiness is just how we roll, it's part of the Pirate Code after all.  Being a smart pirate though we know we cannot just spout off when ever we want to because, to be honest, these guys are a little rough around the edges.

   These are the snarky little quips that have gone through every pirate's mind yet discretion kept them from passing through our lips.



   1)   When confronted by rude players or snarky bosses:


 "This is my Uncle Ratty.  He looks out for me."



   2)   While Battling Stormzilla in Mooshu:


"Oh THIS is gonna leave a mark!"




   3)   When talking with Emperor Tibirdius and he gestures with his sword:


"That's not a knife.   THAT'S a knife!"



   4)   In Aquila Fighting Colossus:


"Oh was THAT your chin?  My bad."



   5)   To Don Rodrigo:


   "GASP!  YOU'RE El Toro?  I had no IDEA!" 
*Wipes dripping sarcasm off of screen*



   6)   To Bonnie Anne and Ratbeard:


"Will you two quit bickering like little children or
 I am gonna make you BOTH walk the plank!"



   7)   To General Tso's Ships:


"Just hand over the rice and I may let you keep a ship or two."
*One week later*
  "OK, OK, you have more ships than Mooda. 
Please let me have some rice and I will quietly go away."



   8)   To Inoshishi Bandits:


"OK I am not leaving until you hand over that key!" 
Two weeks later......"I didn't mean it!  
PLEASE may I just borrow it for a little while?"



   9)   When giving tax money back to the Yagizawa Villagers:


*Sets Bonnie Anne as First Mate to follow and runs around singing; 
"Robin Hood and Little John Running Through the Forest" 
and Says "Oo-De-Lally" upon presenting each bag of gold.*
© Walt Disney Studios

   10)   To Moo Manchu:


"Let me suggest two things to you: 
Towering Inferno and BBQ."



   11)   To Friar Sand:


"Let's just skip all the chit chat. You hand over the goods or 
Catbeard will smack you with his fish." 
Friar Sand: "Nooooooooooooooooo!"



   12)   To Red Fox:


"Well SOMEone sure got up on the wrong side 
of the foxhole this morning!"



   13)   To Hawkules:


"YES, I have heard who your daddy is and if you remind me one more time 
I am gonna make you bunk with El Toro."



   14)   To Rooke:


"Hey Rooke, Ya can't touch THIS!"



   15)   To Wizard Players:

"We Pirates, we take this jeweling thing to a whole new level."



           16)   
"You have dragons......We have DRAGONS!"



           17)  
"You wizards use traps, right?  
Let us pirates teach you a thing or two about TRAPS!"



           18) 
"You wizards have a cute little Phoenix there. 
Have you seen ours?"



   19)   To Catbeard:

"Of COURSE I was serious! 
You are getting a bath the moment I 'Get You Outta Here'."



   20)   To the powers that be:

"Now THIS is precisely why any 
respectable pirate needs some lockpicking skills."



   21)   After a Kracken wave damages your ship:

"Hey Storm Lord!  A little help here."



   22)   Whenever you arrive at your house:

*Immediately starts talking in baby talk 
to all the pets guarding the place.*




   23)   While traveling through The Passage:

"Come on crew, It's time to play Whack a Scylla."



   24) After finally earning the right to buy your Pegasus, there is a bit of a 
         steep learning curve with this fight thing:

"Flying lesson number one: 
Never try to land with your eyes closed."



   25)   At the end of every good and noble pirate's day:

"Wrongs righted, wreckage and destruction in my wake, 
my work here is done."


   I am sure I am not the only pirate with an inclination to be a smart alec. I bet you have lots of hysterical one liners that will crack us all up.  Please leave comments with your best, snarkiest comebacks and we will all get our fill of sass filled fun. :D


   Blessings and Giggles on ya.



P.S. If you haven't read it yet, please be sure to catch Vanessa Mythdust's "25 Things A Wizard Would Never Say Aloud" 








Thanks to Harmony Everheart for arranging a modeling session with Hawkules for me. :D

Monday, 15 June 2015

Posted by Unknown On Monday, 15 June 2015

During our adventures across the Spiral, I'm sure we've all had thoughts that we would rather not say aloud. After all, you don't want to know what would happen if you did! Well, today the secrets come out. Here are 25 things that a wizard thinks, but would never say aloud!

Merle Ambrose

1. "I understand you may not have the best vision, but you really can't tell what gender I am?"

2. "Do you really have 'Big News' for me or are you just lonely?"

3. "I haven't even started class yet, and you want me to duel Malistaire's minions?!"


4. "Aren't YOU supposed to be the super awesome powerful wizard? Why are you putting me in danger to do all of these tasks?

5. "Some help here would be nice....."

Cyrus Drake

6. "Do your own laundry."


7. "No wonder why myth wizards are the rarest in the Spiral...."

8. "Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm a wizard too?"

9. "You scare me."

10. “Do you even hold class? I don’t remember ever attending?”


Creatures

11. "Please hurry up into the battle circle so I can kill you."

12. "You stunning me will not help you any. It only delays your demise...and makes me angry. Don't make me angry."

13. “STOP WITH THE DEBUFFS!”

14. “Can’t you just play by the rules?”

15. Don’t you DARE earthquake!”

NPCs

16. "I sort of need to save the world....can't you take care of party invitations and such by yourself?"

17. “Nooo….no more greyhorn mercenaries. Anything but that!”

18. “I’m a wizard, not your servant.”

19. “Do you ever leave this spot? When do you eat? Or sleep?”

20. “I don’t really care about you, I just want your XP.”


Misc.

21. “How is my backpack able to fit 4 mounts, 50 pets, and about 10 pairs of clothes? And where is it? It's never on my back...."

22. “Down, down, down shouldn't even be a combination!”

23. “Pet, that’s not good enough.”

24. “SHANE.VON.SHANE. STOP IT!”
*Thanks to Prince of Shadows for this pic!*


25. “I wish we could all get along like we did before the death school fell. I wish Khrulhu would bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…”

Those are my 25 thoughts, do you have your own? Let us know in the comments!

*Stay tuned for the Pirate101 version of this post this Friday!*


Tuesday, 9 June 2015

Posted by Sheldon Cooper On Tuesday, 9 June 2015

Kingsisle have yet again dropped a new hoard pack on us, this time it ties in with the latest content update to the game, the Darkmoor Dungeon. The new hoard pack comes jam packed with Darkmoor themed items such as Gear Sets, Eye wands, a new Terror Dog Pet (that looks similar to a gargoyle) and much, much more!

The new mount is exclusive to the Wizard101 Crown shop and is priced at the usual 399 crowns for each hoard pack. 

The new mount: The Terror Dog!
The new gear certainly got some members of the community talking as the wands has a nice amount of damage, and particularly, each wand comes with a shift spell that deals 1000 astral magic (type depends on the wand, ie. one comes with Star/Moon/Sun damage) and the new Garments come complete with Shadow Pip Chance enhancers!


Examples of the new gear

You can read about the new Hoard Pack here on the official Wizard101 announcement and keep up with all the latest news on gear statistics on the Duelist101 website and the Wizard101 Central wiki!


Monday, 8 June 2015

Posted by Unknown On Monday, 8 June 2015
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With the start of summer and schools letting out, there is a huge influx of younger players enjoying our beloved KingsIsle games. With all these younglings running around the Spiral, needing a safe environment to play, I thought I would encourage us older or more experienced players to remember to watch over them a bit.

We need to think of ourselves as Noble Knights of the Spiral and help keep the gaming experience nicer for everyone, except for the miscreants out there. Those are who we will protect our younger players from.

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Some excerpts from The Knight’s Code of Chivalry from The Song Of Roland are:

To protect the weak and defenceless
To live by honor and for glory
To fight for the welfare of all
To obey those placed in authority
To guard the honor of fellow knights
To eschew unfairness, meanness and deceit

We can be that knight for our fellow players.

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We all see other players misbehaving in the game and I suggest that we not ignore them but to make liberal use of that report button and call attention to their misbehavior and hopefully trigger some consequences from the powers that be.

First we need to know just what IS reportable. Things like:


Creative swearing or cursing around the filters.  If they manage to get the thought across that they are using inappropriate language then report it.

• Anyone asking for someone’s personal information like their password, sign in name, their real name, school, email or phone number (Yes there are creative ways to say numbers even though they aren’t allowed in chat), or specifically asking where someone is from.



• Any threat to their person in real life. (Talking a little reasonable smack in game is fine.)



• Any racist comments.


• Any sexual comments.

• Any claims to cheating.  If you hear someone talking about using codes, an exploit or other software or is promoting a crown generator.

• Anyone claiming to be a KingsIsle employee that cannot prove it by displaying the employee's badge that will say “KingsIsle Support”.



Since false reporting is also a no-no let’s remember what is NOT a reportable offence.

You get reported by someone and you believe it is false. Do not report that, two wrongs will not make a right (although three rights DO make a left :P). The report team will read every chat log associated with every report and they will determine if it is false or not. If it is, the wrongdoing will be credited to the false reporter, not to you.

• Someone keeps jumping into your fights, causing more mobs to join, and then they flee.  Granted this is really rude behavior but it is not reportable. Just change realms to get away from them.

Offering to trade treasure cards for anything and not fulfilling their part of the deal once they have your treasure cards.  This is also beyond rude but you agreed to the trade and you have to decide to trust someone or not.  The old adage of “Let the buyer beware” is wise words to follow.  If it sounds too good to be true it probably is so don’t go there.  If you hear anyone trying to talk someone else into this kind of deal, be the Noble Knight and warn the targeted player that it is a scam. Now if you hear someone trying to get their login name or password to give them crowns for their cards...That IS reportable and go for it.


• Someone bugging you or constantly asking for gifts. Another case of rudeness and rude behavior alone is not grounds for reporting.  Just tell the harassed player to click on the beggar's name in the chat log and then click “Ignore”. Then they will no longer see anything they have to say.  If the person persists in jumping around and getting in their way,  show the victim how to change realms to get away.


Even if you can’t report someone for being a pain to another player, you can do your Noble best and give them all the tips you know on how to avoid the offending player.  Protecting these kids and newer players is a Knightly duty we should all take on to make our Spiral a much happier place.

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In Wizard101 there are Hall Monitors. Whenever you see the results of one doing their job, (It will show up in your chat log when they have warned or muted someone) please encourage that monitor and cheer them on. Because of their secrecy code, they will not be able to respond to you but they will hear your praise and I am sure it will give them a good case of the warm fuzzies. They have a hard and thankless task to do and since they have to work in absolute secrecy no one can know who they are for their much deserved pats on the back. The offending players tend to get pretty caustic while this is going on (until they also get muted) so a show of player agreement with what the hall monitors are doing will show the crowds that players along with the Monitors will not tolerate such behavior. Support any Hall Monitor you happen to catch doing their job and they will really appreciate the kudos.
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Just a note about Hall Monitors; if you hear anyone claiming to be one, that is your first clue that they are not.  No hall monitor will ever break their code of silence and admit that they are one. If you ever hear someone threaten anyone with their Hall Monitor powers, report them.

Whenever you are traveling along from one place to another, keep an eye out to the mob fights you see going on. If you see someone struggling, by all means offer them some help. Please, always ask first before you join, it is only polite.  We all need a helping hand once in a while and new players even more so.  They have to learn their skills from someone, so why not a friendly Noble Knight of the Spiral?
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In Pirate101, if you see a ship fight going on, just do a quick check of their ship’s health and join right in if you see it get too low or if you see that someone has been ganged up on by enemy ships. You will all share in equal loot and may find some Scrip in the process. Besides it’s always great fun to blow enemy ships out of the skyway.  Muahahahah!

When you are running around in the Commons or the hub for any world, as long as you are not in the middle of something, keep an ear (eye) out for calls for help.  Many things in our beloved games cannot be easily soloed and some things we deem easy are really tough for a newer player.  They will be so grateful for your help.  Sure there are some lazy players out there that just want to ride through fights on your armor tails but you will discover who they are rather quickly and just put them on “Ignore” so you don’t even hear their shenanigans.  I am not condoning Power Leveling here by any means, I will never do that for a lazy player but I WILL switch to a character that is closest to their level and help out any way that I can.  After all, it IS a Knight’s duty.  
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There are a lot of fansites out there and you would be surprised how many newer or younger players are not even aware of them.  Strike up conversations and let them know about our beloved fan sites and tell them where they can be found.  Either by name or tell them how to get to the Fan Site page on the official game page for Wizard101 and Pirate101 fantastic fan sites.
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Be sure to let players know about the message boards. Explain how they can post by purchasing crowns if they are not a subscriber.  I played for several years before I got brave enough to try the message boards and I cannot begin to describe how much I have learned reading and posting there.  Now I have a whole new family with my fellow Message Board Marauders on the Pirate side and actually having to think up a moniker for a message board name is how “Chrissy The Blesser” was born.  The wealth of information and just plain giggles on the message boards for Wizard101 and Pirate101 cannot be underestimated.  They do seem a bit overwhelming at first so please, be the Brave Knight and show them how easy it can be to become a much more informed player.

Let us also not forget to let them know about the official KingsIsle Blog. They post so many wonderful posts about the game and focus on so many wonderful players, we need to spread the word so more can enjoy.

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Let’s not forget social media.  Let the newer players know about Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Google Plus, Pinterest and Tumblr for great info, artwork and really cool prizes from both games. Just make sure you have your parent's permission before going onto or registering with any of the social media sites if you are not an adult yet.

So as they used to say in Hill Street Blues, let's show those younger and less experienced players how to “Let’s be careful out there”.  Keeping them safe will keep the Spiral safer and we will all benefit from a more enjoyable gaming experience.
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OK Knights of the Spiral……...Time to ride!


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Many thanks to: Swordroll, Matthew Dragonblade, Jack Nightingale, Iridian Willowglen, & Calamity Pixieshade for providing pictures of all their Noble Knights of the Spiral. *Chrissy Hugs*



Huge thanks to Chrissy The Blesser for making another post! Special announcement: These posts by Chrissy demonstrated her awesome capabilities at blogging and unparalleled determination. She did a wonderful job, so Chrissy is now part of the AoS team! Make sure to welcome her to our crew in the comments or on Twitter!

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Posted by Sneaky Kevin On Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Summer is almost here... which means that it's contest time! We have plenty of Crown codes for prizes, and what better way is there to give them out then have a shopping spree?

How To Enter
If you were to win Crowns, what item from the Crown Shop would you buy? Here's your chance to not worry about that price tag and pick out your favorite item - if you win, you may just have the Crowns to buy it!

In your entry, include one item from the Crown Shop that really stands out to you, and include a few sentences explaining why you like it. We'll draw the entries at random out of all valid submissions, and the five entries that we like the best will receive some extra Crowns!

Rules
1. Only one entry per person.
2. You must include both an item and a short explanation in your entry. It doesn't have to be long - just a few sentences on why this item catches your eye!
3. Email your entry to admin@adventuresofthespiral.com with the title "Shopping Spree Contest" and include your wizard or community name. No real names!
4. Your entry must be submitted by June 14th.

Prizes
We'll be randomly drawing entries and awarding them with 1,000 Crowns. We'll also pick our favorite five entries, and these winners will take home 10,000 Crowns! And, best of all, you'll be able to have a Crown Shop shopping spree with your prize! If you have any questions, please send them to us via email at admin@adventuersofthespiral.com, or you can tweet to us at @OfficialAotS. Please also feel free to ask any questions in the comments section below.

Good luck!


Winners!

10,000 Crowns (And What They're Buying)

Devin StarFlame - Swiftshadow Wings
Matthew ShadowBlade - Celestian Trident
Mason Rose - Archangel's Attire
Monica Legend - Baddle of the Bands Gauntlet
Luke Spiritfriend - Himoolayan Yak

1,000 crowns

Smart Logan West
Tristan
Erin Rosepetal
Jeremy Skullstaff
Christina Rainbow
Samantha Goldgem
Alex Hawkrider
Blaze Shadowcaster
Alexander Dragonblade
Donna Dragondreamer


Check your emails!  Congratulations!